|Mike and Donald, the real Agent D and Agent K at the Roswell Museum 2013|
The bottom line is we thought no one would take us seriously because of our young age when we started The Object Report website many years ago. You know me as Agent D but my real name is Micheal Dorcvukian and I am 15 years. I was born in 2000 the year dividing the transitional ages and in some states I am legally an adult. My best friend Agent K or Donald Kilpatrick, is considerably younger than I am but is now 13 years old and a damn good writer for his age as many of you have noticed. We feel now we are old enough that people will no longer think of us as internet nerds or just "kids" but will take us seriously. I'm proud to say I was only 7 years old when I started The Object Report with the help of my parents, I liked UFOs alot but at the time we started posting links online, I was not a seasoned writer, but I was damn good at finding UFO pictures and Agent K was pretty good at putting together web pages using Microsoft Frontpage. Over the years we feel that we fooled quite a few people into thinking we were older than we were with our writing, swearing alot helps, our voice altering software in our podcasts and even in our last podcast with Off Planet Radio, we were still using voice changing software to alter our voices sound deeper and many people thought that was really our voices! My voice sounds more adult now and I plan to do more podcasts now that I am not afraid to speak up, so to speak. Agent K still sounds like a kid (if you ask me) and he thinks like a child as many have probably picked up through his outbursts and some of the obsessions he has that he vents alot in his blogs and likes to tell others off and shout alot but you have to remember he is 12 years old. You can check out Donald's personal Facebook page here and learn more about the real Agent K.
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|Pull my finger... please|
Agent D & Agent K
Mike and Don!!